PS: GUYS! I now have Twitter! I have no fucking idea how it works but at least I have one! I have the same Facebook name. : )
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I just spent the day with Jin-fan. No, seriously. She took a connecting flight, called me at fucking 5 in the morning, left me about 11 messages demanding I wake up and spend the day with her. Until now i'm still not sure if 1. I should be flattered because she went out of her way or 2. I should be creeped out because i'm being stalked. We had lunch, took random pictures, watched a movie and went back to her hotel to lurk around fandom. Also, we discussed the Akanishi-Nishikido inspirational collaboration. Rapping? Tripping? Hoes so ugly they're10 out of a hundred? I LOL'd. Such horrifying lyrics, but there is hope because my favorite orphan did the guitar solo so I might actually like it, though I wonder if Ryo even knew what the song meant. Meanwhile, while the eggplant is busy with his songs of enlightenment and 4 times a year std's, (and to think it's only February!) his bff is using tongue on women (which is obviously illegal because you know, it's not like Pi hasn't already shown the world his bouncing peen and cheeky ass) Personally, i'm offended, how dare he use tongue on women and not bother to leak a pic! On the other side of this suddenly strange fandom, the gayer half of Akame is apparently being deprived of his freedom of speech? I don't actually know why the uproar (on everyone's journal) considering that everyone knows that some other people will sub it even if newshfan doesn't, it's all very strange, like they're all fighting over nothing. *shrugs*

It's almost 4am and I just woke up from the strangest dream. I dreamt that I attended a TOMA SOLOCON with a RED-HEADed AGNES (in-vulnerable) and among the audience were Oguri Shun, Eita, Mizushima Hiro, Kuroki Meisa and Horikitty waving a Toma fan. . . and : O Yamapi in drag. By "drag" I mean he's pretending to be a school girl with hair curls and penlights and screaming like a fan. (or a fag) I'm honestly too confused to think more about this, but I distinctly remember that Ryo-chan sang "paraiso" while handing out pudding to the audience and Agnes took one? In rl news, a 6 year old boy and his daddy ordered a large gift basket filled with fruits, snacks and flowers for their "mommy". It was so adorable, the kid sounded so excited because it's apparently a surprise. I "awww'd" for like, 50 times I think the dad was amused. Lol, he asked me if there was anything I wanted. : ( right now, i'd give anything to eat my mom's cooking.

Well. I didn't last long. Hahaha, I gave in and got connection!!! Will reply to messages when I feel better (stuffy nose, got caught in the rain with no umbrella, stupid girl.) xb - I actually have million things to write, starting with my new part-time job. (just today) I take down orders for Valentine's day flowers, gad, you guys won't believe the card messages some people ask me to write! (one guy dedicated 30 stems of pink roses to his "cheesy bacon". . . .who turned out to be another guy, lol) so. . . Yeah. I'm feeling sad about a lot of things but for the most part, life's good.

You start reading fics with "Caution: Heterosexual innuendos inside" in them.

Oh fandom. ♥

Here:

Yamaki/Tomaki/Tomapi- I think i've pimped this before but I read it again today and I still love it.
Toma's lollipop - I LOL'd.
Why Aren't People Commenting on My Post/Story/Whatever? - THIS EXPLAINS A LOT. (Not that I actually care about comments)
Childhood friends - Shida Mirai and everyone she's ever been partnered with. Yeah, I like her a lot.
Jun/Toma - <3
The best of all possible worlds - XXXholic/NEWS crossover. LOL. It explains Johnny Kitagawa's source of power?
Picture drabbal collection - Includes Tomapi but everythings awesome anyway.
Cinderella boys - NEWS/SUPER JUNIOR, so sorry, I have been reading a lot of crossovers these days becasue everything is just crack.
I found you drowning on an ocean's floor- je_holiday . PIN. Awesome.
Press the play again and again - JE holiday. PIN. Inspired by Time travellers wife. PAINFUL.
je_holiday  - list, I really like the millions of Arashi and the RyoKame one.

Key does Lady Gaga - Meh. I don't know what's worse, the horseshoe on Onew's neck or the huge-ass balls on Minho's. But man, KEY. Oh Key. Oh, oh, oh, oh Key, you win at life even if you can't find your drink or man.

And this is what i'll be doing up till the end of this month:

- Working part time cos I need money.
- Dancing in a nightclub.
- Dating a woman that works there.
- Hanging around the red light district.
- Enjoying adult entertainment.
- Drug trafficking.
- Human smuggling.
- Selling illegal firearms.
- Forging fake passports.
- Dressing like an old (wo)man. (XD)
- Riding around on an old bike I stole.
- Breaking windows all over town.
- Flushing down the huge dump I took.
- I miss Sano.

Thanks for this btw. It tickles. LOL.

Leaving tomorrow, see ya when I get internet!

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It's only one hour per day and I was out cold for the last 49 minutes of class. I might have seen heaven and I swear i'm permanently disabled because my back is going to collapse if i so much as breathe. It hurts my pride that I now know how it feels like to be Sakurai Sho. *clings to the GQ model*

Sho-chan, I never want to be you.

( SERIOUS WARNING: JOHNNY INSIDE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT CORRUPT YOUR YOUTH. )


- My room is officially dead. I actually feel like an intruder when I sleep there, so...bare. I wonder if I should post pics, would it bore you to death if I suddenly decide to post pictures of my soon to be not home? Lol, it actually sounds really boring to me.

I think about how the world would be like if Akanishi Jin was actually smart. Imagine the possibilities.

REALLY LONG ENTRY WITH NO PICTURES BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD MATURE A LITTLE AND TRY TO BE AN ADULT. IF THESE KINDS OF THINGS SCARE YOU, BACK AWAY NOW~!

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